He 'disabled them with his karate'...

[Bill Mattocks]

http://www.amestrib.com/articles/20...s/on_the_record/doc49bc431aa6946509090237.txt

March 14: Jacob Debolt reported an assault at the 400 block of Stanton Ave. He said his roommate had been assaulted near the old middle school while walking home from a bar. Three men reportedly hit the victim with a crowbar, and “he, in return, disabled them with his karate.” The incident was reported at 3:10 a.m.

 

[MA-Caver]

*swaggers a bit, pulls pants up, sniffs loudly* "That's right, Karate. Made my whole body a weapon." (Don Knotts in The Ghost And Mr. Chicken)

 

[Bill Mattocks]

 

[Empty Hands]

Apparently, they wanted karate.

 

[MA-Caver]

Apparently, they wanted karate.

Shore do...

 

[terryl965]

Shore do...

That is absolutely perfect.

 

[CoryKS]

At least he didn't blind them with his science, or baffle them with his ********.

The right tool for the right job, I always say.