I'm a troll, too! A friend of mine here in KS, also a transplanted Michiganderanian, calls us LPers 'Mittenheads' because anytime you ask 'em where they're from they raise their hand, point to somewhere on the palm, and say "I live right there." :rofl:
Which is why I asked the right mitten or the left. :lol: As teh Left is the UP eh and the right is the LP.