Getting an Education

[Seig]

almost always

 

[KenpoTess]

*Quirks a brow*

 

[edhead2000]

Originally posted by Seig
almost always

They don't let me take guns to work.

 

[theletch1]

With what?

That's Seig you're talking to... he's armament all by himself.

They don't let me take guns to work.

Access to controled narcotics and concealed firearms don't seem like a very good mixture, although that would fit with the undercover pharmacist we were discussing in the health forum.

 

[edhead2000]

Originally posted by theletch1
Access to controled narcotics and concealed firearms don't seem like a very good mixture, although that would fit with the undercover pharmacist we were discussing in the health forum.

And what exactly would I do? Shoot the OxyContin and see if it explodes?

 

[TheRustyOne]

Originally posted by edhead2000
And what exactly would I do? Shoot the OxyContin and see if it explodes?

Sounds like a fun learning experience

 

[theletch1]

And what exactly would I do? Shoot the OxyContin and see if it explodes?

I was thinking more along the lines of a "quality check" gone horribly wrong...:armed:

 

[Chronuss]

Originally posted by edhead2000
And what exactly would I do? Shoot the OxyContin and see if it explodes?

...I'm sure flashing it around in front of the old folks would certainly get them regular...however, Metamucil sales may plummet. :shrug:

 

[edhead2000]

Originally posted by theletch1
I was thinking more along the lines of a "quality check" gone horribly wrong...:armed:

Quality checks??!?!?! We don't do quality checks!!! hehe.

 

[edhead2000]

Originally posted by Chronuss
...I'm sure flashing it around in front of the old folks would certainly get them regular...however, Metamucil sales may plummet. :shrug:

I'm sure we'd make up for it in a very sharp increase in high blood pressure meds. :rofl:

 

[Chronuss]

...and maybe Zoloft...:shrug:

 

[edhead2000]

Sounds like a plan to me! I will be employee of the year for increasing profits......hehe:rofl:

 

[KenpoTess]

*Nudges you all back on Topic*


Think it was 'Getting an Education'
yeah that's it

 

[edhead2000]

Originally posted by KenpoTess
*Nudges you all back on Topic*


Think it was 'Getting an Education'
yeah that's it

You asked for it! As per Dr. Richard's lecture today, "A perfect stool is like a perfect brownie -- not too moist, not too dry."

 

[KenpoTess]

*pondering if I should get into my Nurse's training here.. naaaaaaaaaah... *winks*

 

[TheRustyOne]

Originally posted by edhead2000
You asked for it! As per Dr. Richard's lecture today, "A perfect stool is like a perfect brownie -- not too moist, not too dry."

Eww...


My physical resource management professor was talking about visiting sewage treatment plants as part of a project we're doing, and his quip was,
"This is where the **** gets good."

 

[edhead2000]

Originally posted by KenpoTess
*pondering if I should get into my Nurse's training here.. naaaaaaaaaah... *winks*

Bring it on out! hehe. My mom's a nurse and my dad's stomach is very queasy, so we'd always have good dinnertime conversations and my dad would have to get up and leave...... hehe.

 

[Chronuss]

Originally posted by edhead2000
"A perfect stool is like a perfect brownie -- not too moist, not too dry."

I believe I would have led a much richer and fuller life not having to know that...:shrug:

 

[edhead2000]

Originally posted by Chronuss
I believe I would have led a much richer and fuller life not having to know that...:shrug:

I believe you might never eat brownies anymore!

 

[TheRustyOne]

yuck