Gates to unveil plan to abandon 'don't ask, don't tell'
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
Won't work. The average person in the military will most likely stop shooting at the enemy and start shooting our own troops. After all, only backwards redneck prudes become marines, and only unthinking robots become regular army. The navy will of course be surprised to find as expected they're almost entirely gay and will start putting cute little curtains up on all the destroyers and a doily under each round in the ammo locker. Also, the Air Force will finally not feel goofy wearing that goofy long scarf and waxed mustaches.
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STORY HIGHLIGHTS
- Plan to abandon policy will go before the Senate Armed Services Committee
- 'Don't ask, don't tell' was implemented 15 years ago under the Clinton administration
- Plan to repeal policy regarding gays in the military has met mixed reviews
During last week's State of the Union address, President Obama made clear he wanted a change.
"This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law that denies gay Americans the right to serve the country they love because of who they are," he said, to a healthy round of partisan applause.
The Joint Chiefs of Staff sat stone-faced as the president made the announcement and have been quiet on the matter since the State of the Union speech.
A senior Pentagon official told CNN the military leaders are expected to support the president, but also will tell him to what extent they think allowing gays to openly serve will hurt the morale and readiness of the force.
"All they want is a little bit of time" to come up with ideas on how to implement a change in the policy, if it's approved by Congress, the official said of the Joint Chiefs.
"'Don't ask, don't tell' to many people, including myself, seemed so reasonable," Alex Nicholson, a former Army intelligence officer discharged for being gay, told CNN's "American Morning."
"I knew I was gay going in, and I knew about 'don't ask, don't tell,' but you know, 'don't ask, don't tell' as a sound bite sounds very reasonable. It sounds like nobody will inquire as to your sexual orientation -- as long as you don't throw it in anyone's face, you won't have a problem.
"But after I got in, I realized that 'don't ask, don't tell' was much more all-inclusive and all-encompassing," said Nicholson, who now is the executive director of Servicemembers United, an advocacy group that opposes the policy. "It was more like 'don't ask, don't tell, don't happen to be found out any time, any place, in any way.'
Since the policy was implemented, more than 13,500 service members have been discharged, according to Rep. Jim Moran, D-Virginia. In 2009, there were 428 discharges under the policy -- the lowest rate of discharge since implementation of the policy, he said. The highest year was 2001, with 1,227 discharges, he said.
"This shows that during wartime, DADT is not being pursued aggressively because one's orientation has nothing to do with their ability to fight," Moran said in a written statement Monday.
Defense officials have said privately that the will to enforce the law is declining.
Nicholson predicted the matter will become a "non-issue," saying his organization knows of gays serving openly in the military now.
Asked whether he would return to the military if the policy is repealed, Nicholson said he would not hesitate and that he has wanted to return since his discharge in 2002.
"I speak five languages, including Arabic," he said. "There's nothing more that I'd love than to go back right now."
Won't work. The average person in the military will most likely stop shooting at the enemy and start shooting our own troops. After all, only backwards redneck prudes become marines, and only unthinking robots become regular army. The navy will of course be surprised to find as expected they're almost entirely gay and will start putting cute little curtains up on all the destroyers and a doily under each round in the ammo locker. Also, the Air Force will finally not feel goofy wearing that goofy long scarf and waxed mustaches.
*/sarcasm