French, googled

[Jill666]

Nah- we said French, not French Canadian.

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

Originally posted by Jill666
Nah- we said French, not French Canadian.

Yikes...

 

[Seig]

Wouldn't they be the ones that ran away from France?

 

[Cliarlaoch]

Originally posted by Seig
Wouldn't they be the ones that ran away from France?

Hmmmmm...... Mayyyyybe...

(Then again, so did the Canadians of Scottish descent--from the Brits, that is!... whoops, that's me!)

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

I'm American, who's with me...

 

[chufeng]

GHOUCH France !!!

How to translate the above...take the phonetic sounds from the following words: touGH, tOUch, CHaracter

Got this from a friend...

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." --Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--Rush Limbaugh

"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." --Argus Hamilton

"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven that we've found truffles in Iraq." --Dennis Miller

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" --Dennis Miller

"Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French."

Q. Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?
A. Germans like to march in the shade.

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that the French don't want to help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France." --Jay Leno

Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army a they entered the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof', it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman

"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." --Rep. R. Blount (MO)

"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." --John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.

:asian:
chufeng

 

[Elfan]

Originally posted by chufeng
"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." --Rep. R. Blount (MO)

*caugh* World War I *caugh*

Supose mister Blount forgot about the 1.4 million Frenchmen who lost their lives defending Paris during World War I.

 

[aricept]

...if you press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. This, rather than load a list of pages for you to choose from, will auto-load the first page in the list, which, thanks to some clever meta tags, is the fake Google page.

There's actually a rather funny page of French wars linked from the page, as well.