Subject: FW: DEAR CIVILIANS
Date: Tue, 23 Jul 2002 07:41:34 -0600
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great
nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to
join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a
hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your
assistance with:
----------
1.) The next time you see an adult talking during the
playing of the National anthem.....kick their ***.
---------
2.) When you witness firsthand someone burning the
American Flag in protest...kick their ***.
----------
3.) Regardless of the rank they held while they
served, pay the highest amount of respect to all
veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly
pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought
for the very freedom they bask in every second.
Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans
made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down
while the Veteran kicks their ***.
-----------
4.) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend
that you are. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's),
telling others that you used to be "Special Forces,"
and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay
if you were still seven, but now it will only get your
*** kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule)
----------
5.) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine
"Sir," stand back.....a Marine will kick their ***.
----------
6.) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do
not ask them "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the
Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ***
kickin (children are exempt).
---------
7.) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is
not a blooper....it was a disgrace and disrespectful.
Laugh, and sooner or later your *** will be kicked.
---------
8.) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart and quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying
her......of course, failure to do either of those will
earn you a severe *** kicking.
---------
9.) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes
her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is
"traitor." . . . Hate her or else - asses will be
kicked).
---------
10.) Don't try to discuss politics with a military
member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed
the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our
Chain of Command, to include our Commander in
Chief...the President... (for those who didn't know)
is all that we acknowledge. We have no inside track on
what happens inside those big important buildings
where all those "representatives" meet. All we know is
that when those civilian representatives screw up the
situation, they call upon the military to go
straighten it out. The military member might direct
you to Oliver North.
(I can see him kicking your *** already.)
----------
11.) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense
to me.... stop saying it! If she did, she would most
likely kick your ***!
----------
12.) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so
stop saying, "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And
stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not
standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if
you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ***.
---------
13.) Last but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military, support our troops and their
families. Every Thanksgiving and Christmas that you
enjoy with family and friends please remember that
there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas
wishing they could be with their families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day.
Without them, our country would get it's *** kicked.
Date: Tue, 23 Jul 2002 07:41:34 -0600
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great
nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to
join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a
hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your
assistance with:
----------
1.) The next time you see an adult talking during the
playing of the National anthem.....kick their ***.
---------
2.) When you witness firsthand someone burning the
American Flag in protest...kick their ***.
----------
3.) Regardless of the rank they held while they
served, pay the highest amount of respect to all
veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly
pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought
for the very freedom they bask in every second.
Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans
made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down
while the Veteran kicks their ***.
-----------
4.) If you are not in the military, DO NOT pretend
that you are. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's),
telling others that you used to be "Special Forces,"
and collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been okay
if you were still seven, but now it will only get your
*** kicked. (Veterans are exempt from this rule)
----------
5.) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine
"Sir," stand back.....a Marine will kick their ***.
----------
6.) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do
not ask them "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the
Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ***
kickin (children are exempt).
---------
7.) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is
not a blooper....it was a disgrace and disrespectful.
Laugh, and sooner or later your *** will be kicked.
---------
8.) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart and quietly thank the
military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying
her......of course, failure to do either of those will
earn you a severe *** kicking.
---------
9.) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes
her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is
"traitor." . . . Hate her or else - asses will be
kicked).
---------
10.) Don't try to discuss politics with a military
member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed
the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our
Chain of Command, to include our Commander in
Chief...the President... (for those who didn't know)
is all that we acknowledge. We have no inside track on
what happens inside those big important buildings
where all those "representatives" meet. All we know is
that when those civilian representatives screw up the
situation, they call upon the military to go
straighten it out. The military member might direct
you to Oliver North.
(I can see him kicking your *** already.)
----------
11.) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense
to me.... stop saying it! If she did, she would most
likely kick your ***!
----------
12.) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so
stop saying, "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And
stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not
standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if
you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ***.
---------
13.) Last but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military, support our troops and their
families. Every Thanksgiving and Christmas that you
enjoy with family and friends please remember that
there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas
wishing they could be with their families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
make every day.
Without them, our country would get it's *** kicked.