For all the LEOs out there

Kacey

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The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country...

#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that¹s the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And ... THE BEST ONE!

#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."
 
:roflmao: :roflmao:

... especially #1!!!
 
They were heart-warming to read - I'm a big fan of humour in the workplace ... and LEO's get to give public performances too :D.

Some of those are genuinely of the 'wish I'd said that' variety :tup:.
 
Public service and entertainment, what more can you ask for:D
 
No # 3 is my favorite..
 
#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."
I was working as a bouncer and had a girl flash me her breasts after I turned down her obvious fake ID, saying "Will these get me in?" I said, "I'm sorry, honey, not unless you have cash implants to pay our fine if you get caught. Good night."
 
I was working as a bouncer and had a girl flash me her breasts after I turned down her obvious fake ID, saying "Will these get me in?" I said, "I'm sorry, honey, not unless you have cash implants to pay our fine if you get caught. Good night."

:lool: :roflmao:
 
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