Shamefully ripped off another joke:
@Buka was telling a friend one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know in the martial arts world. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
His friend called his bluff, "OK, $1000 bucks says you don't."
They agree, and he goes"WEll Buka, how about Ed Parker?"
"Yeah bro, Ol' Ed and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Buka and his friend fly out to Caliand knock on Ed Parker's door, and Ed shouts,
"Buka! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, his friend is still skeptical. After they leave Parker's house, he tells Buka that he thinks him knowing Ed was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Buka says.
Thinking quickly, his friend says "Arnold Schwarzenegger", thinking it's far enough from a martial artist Buka can't know him.
"Yup," Buka says, "Old buddies, let's head on over," and off they go.
They head to Arnold's gym where he's in the middle of a workout. "Hey Buka! how's it going? If you're cool with spotting me, we can head out to a restaurant after.
Well, his friend is starting to get nervous but still not totally convinced. After they leave he tells Buka that he's not convinced, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The god himself, Chuck Frigging Norris", his friend challenges.
"Sure!" says Buka. "I've known him for years." His friend points out that Chuck Norris is set to do a live performance of one of his movies, so off they go.
The two of them are hanging out in the crowd when Buka says, "This will never work. I can't catch his eye among all these people. Tell you what, I trained some of those guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the stage with the him." He disappears into the crowd headed backstage.
Sure enough, half an hour later Buka emerges with the Norris on the balcony, but by the time Buka returns, he finds that his friend has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his friend's side, Buka asks him, "What happened?"
His friend looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and Chuck Norris came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the hell is that on stage with Buka?'