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A TAX CUT AS EXPLAINED BY A DEMOCRAT
If you don't understand the Democrats' version of tax cuts, maybe this will
help explain:
50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund
was then due.
The team was about to mail refunds when the Congressional Democrats stopped
them and suggested that they send out
refund amounts based on the Democrat National Committee's interpretation of
fairness.
After all, if the refunds were made based on the price each person paid for
the tickets, most of the money would
go to the ticket holders of the most expensive tickets. That would be unfair
and unconscionable.
Therefore, here is the new deal:
People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they have less money to
spend. Call it an "Earned Income Ticket Credit."
People in the $25 seats will get back $25, because that's only fair.
People in the $50 seats will get back $1, because they already make a lot of
money and don't need a refund. After
all, If they can afford a $50 ticket, then they must not be paying enough
taxes.
People in the $75 luxury seats will have to pay another $50, because they
have way too much to spend.
The people driving or walking by the stadium who couldn't afford to watch
the game will get $10 each, even
though they didn't pay anything in, because they need the most help.
Now do you understand?
If not, contact Representative Richard Gephardt, Senator Tom Daschle or
Senator Hillary Clinton for assistance.
If you don't understand the Democrats' version of tax cuts, maybe this will
help explain:
50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund
was then due.
The team was about to mail refunds when the Congressional Democrats stopped
them and suggested that they send out
refund amounts based on the Democrat National Committee's interpretation of
fairness.
After all, if the refunds were made based on the price each person paid for
the tickets, most of the money would
go to the ticket holders of the most expensive tickets. That would be unfair
and unconscionable.
Therefore, here is the new deal:
People in the $10 seats will get back $15, because they have less money to
spend. Call it an "Earned Income Ticket Credit."
People in the $25 seats will get back $25, because that's only fair.
People in the $50 seats will get back $1, because they already make a lot of
money and don't need a refund. After
all, If they can afford a $50 ticket, then they must not be paying enough
taxes.
People in the $75 luxury seats will have to pay another $50, because they
have way too much to spend.
The people driving or walking by the stadium who couldn't afford to watch
the game will get $10 each, even
though they didn't pay anything in, because they need the most help.
Now do you understand?
If not, contact Representative Richard Gephardt, Senator Tom Daschle or
Senator Hillary Clinton for assistance.