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A drill sergeant is getting ready to teach Combatives to a bunch of new recruits. He asks the crowd standing at attention in front of him "do any of you good-fer-nothing bunch of rejects think they can whip me?"
One man in the back raises his hand and yells "I do, sir!" The recruit was big. 6-foot-5, almost 300 pounds of pure muscle. He cracked his knuckles as he walked up through the formation to stand in front of the drill sergeant.
The sergeant looks back at the rest of the recruits, and (thinking quickly) says, "alright, this is my new assistant. Do any of you think you can whip both of us?"
One man in the back raises his hand and yells "I do, sir!" The recruit was big. 6-foot-5, almost 300 pounds of pure muscle. He cracked his knuckles as he walked up through the formation to stand in front of the drill sergeant.
The sergeant looks back at the rest of the recruits, and (thinking quickly) says, "alright, this is my new assistant. Do any of you think you can whip both of us?"
