Did you know this about Tiger Balm?

This smells like some fiendish oriental plot of a rival company to destroy the marketing of Tiger Balm in the USA.

Once it gets downwind that American males won't be able to let off huge blasts with their buddies, or that said eruptions will be tiny and smell like lavender, the Tiger Balm market share will vanish like, well, a fart in a sandstorm.

Any company with a nose to the pulse of the USA would know that the product should claim to cure headaches, fade bruises, soften pain... and empower you produce titanic farts that will awe your friends and drive women from the abode until the Giants game is over.

Aruggggggggggghhhhhhhhh..It the attack of the PUNS...
 
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