Dear Mom

[Silat Student]

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with
all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only
that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be
very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that
marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his
friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we
may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure,
for Ahmed to get better. He deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Sharon

PS: Mom, it's not true...... I'm at the neighbor's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer...I love you!


Thought you guys would get a kick outta this, expecially those of you who have daughters.

 

[D_Brady]

My head is still spinning, ouch. I have two girls 11 and 13

 

[AaronLucia]

Are you sure that should be in the Comedy Cafe?

 

[Lisa]

:waah: .... not funny....
(mother of two daughters... 10 and 14)

 

[Flatlander]

Oh god... please don't let her grow up

 

[Rob Broad]

I loved it. I cut and pasted it and sent it to my wife at work and she loved. Good one.

 

[KenpoTess]

I had to chuckle too.. Our daughter moved back home a few months ago and even though she's 22.. I worry every time she gets in her car and goes off somewhere~!!

Kids~!! No Matter how old we still worry~!

 

[TigerWoman]

Yeah, not funny. Too close to home. TW

 

[Kenpo Mama]

Yeowch! I've got a 14 going on 15 year old daughter! Give me the report card anyday!

Donna
PS- TW - to you girlfriend :asian:

 

[Silat Student]

I have a boys version somewhere on my HD, I'll post it once I find it.