Cup Check

My wife is in the kitchen baking muffins right now. If you really want to punish some one I can send some via courrier to the offending person. Don't worry about them going stale you wouldn't be able to tell.
 
when I train with the TKD class, I don't wear a cup because they generally don't train to hit the groin.
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In all the years I put in TKD before switching to Kenpo, I found that was when you needed the cup most. Those people all try to kick as high as they can, including when your kicking them in the head. The end result is usually a low kick while your 's is in the air.
 
Hey Rob- I'll trade ya my wife's mouth for your wife's muffins! At least muffins are quiet. My wife yacks 24-7. No lie. She talks in her sleep even. YACK YACK YACK YACK YACK!!! If I say anything she gets all mad and SEZ she won't say another word- but she does- it just changes tone. YACK YACK YACK YACK YACK.

It's no wonder I am bald and deaf.

Sheesh.

Crummy muffins sound good to me.
 
Gou, you must be single, otherwise you would far more understanding. I will tell you like my married friends told me- "It's comin' Bubba- and you won't see it until it's got ya!"

I still have not figgered out how it happened. One day, my world was sooooo cool and together, and then I met this chick...

Man. I am depressed now. I'm gonna go lay in my bed in my boxers and scratch myself while trying to seem interested in the yack. King of the Hill comes on in an hour...

Yep yep yep.... :shrug:
 
Gou actually has a wonderful wife. And my wife talks for a living you would think she would not want to when she isn't working but that is not the case.:argue:
 
If I am only instructing a class no I do not wear a cup. If I am in the class or sparring you had better belive I wear one. I've had more than a few busted into fragments by well placed kicks,And was damn happy that it was the cup that was broken.
Back 10 years ago I had a close friend killed when his testicals where displaced from a front kick.He went into sock and died befor he got to the hospital. It was not a kick trown in anger or hate just one he didn't block that had a little more power and penetration than was expected.
Shadow
 
Originally posted by Klondike93


In all the years I put in TKD before switching to Kenpo, I found that was when you needed the cup most. Those people all try to kick as high as they can, including when your kicking them in the head. The end result is usually a low kick while your 's is in the air.
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Ah, see, I never try to kick them in the head ;) Consequently, they're the ones who have to watch out for groin kicks. Many of them chamber their legs really high when going for high kicks. I like to jam kicks. So, when I jam one of those high chambered kicks, my leg sometimes gets deflected into their 'nads.

Then I start throwing punches, and really screw them up :D

Cthulhu
 
Well... she MUST be wonderful! (No offense Gou!) (Well, maybe a little! LOL)

Actually, I have a wonderful wife too- she puts up with an animal like me, and for all her yacking doesn't ***** much.
 
Actually, I have a wonderful wife too- she puts up with an animal like me, and for all her yacking doesn't ***** much.
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Your words describe my wife. Gotta love her!

A wise man once said "Poligamy is having too many wives.
Monogamy is the same as Poligamy". :p
 
This reminds me of a joke (what doesn't?):

Three guys were selected to join the CIA- one 25yo, one 35yo, and one 45yo. They were taken to a room with three doors, and were told their wives were in each of the three rooms respectively.

The director handed a gun to the 25yo, and told him to go into that room and shoot his wife to prove his loyalty. He declined- "NO, man. I love my wife more than I want this job."

The gun was handed to the 35yo, who took it and walked toward the door. At the door he stopped, paused, then came back and returned the gun- "I really want this job, but that is asking too much. I guess I really love that woman."

The 45yo took the gun, walked directly into the room and slammed the door behind him. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! The revolver emptied it's drum, then there was a horrendous scuffle and racket from the room. The 45yo emerged and everyone asked what the heck happened!?!

"Some BOZO put blanks in the gun, so I had to choke her a$$!!!"

(Yeah, I know- BAD BAD BAD!!!) I should be ashamed....
 
Those were hilarious, I cold not stop laughing. My wife found them offensive, but she's just a woman.
 
Uh Rob,

You know its Valentine's day right? Man you ain't getting ANY if your wife sees that. :)

Lamont

PS. Of course if you don't know its Valentine's day, well you've got other problems....
 
Yes it IS Valentine's Day- which means I AM getting some whether I want it or not!!

Nothing short of a natural disaster of epic proportion could save me from this fate...

:rofl:
 
OINK.........:rofl:

My wife didn't really like the joke either...... oh well all the men have that I have shown it to.
By the way what happened to our topic.:shrug: Just Kidding. Our wives will be giving us a cup check if we are not careful. Make sure we all do the right thing. If you are not sure what to do we will go over it in our next Mans Union Meeting.


Michael

:D
 
ROTFLMAO

You guys act way too young for your age better be careful who you tell that joke to otherwise your viagra will be useless. HEHE
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Always wear a cup........ are you kidding...... it hurts.

I had my cup on when I took a shot in the taint. My balls soon were as big as softballs (no kidding) Black and not a wrinkle in sight. Internal bleeding was massave. Scared the Hell out of me!! Went to get it checked and the Dr. told me to put Ice Packs on them and lie in an inverted position........ Man did that hurt as well........ the Freezing Ice felt like Fire!!

If you haven't been tagged good ........... dont wish for it. Be safe and wear your cup. Ask Bill Wallace.

:asian:
 
A rough shot to the groin can be as effective as a vasectomy. I know a guy who took a shot and lost use of his testicles. It can be very dangerous. And be serious disformity down there can be a real turn off on a date that is starting to get somewhere.
 
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