Colo. priest charged for jogging naked

[Kacey]

Hm... this had to be one of the stranger stories I've seen... not sure if it's really a Horror Story, but I wasn't sure where else to put it.

Colo. priest charged for jogging naked

A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after police said he went jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise. The Rev. Robert Whipkey told officers he had been running naked at a high school track and didn't think anyone would be around at that time of day, a police report said.
He told officers he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging. "I know what I did was wrong," he said in the report.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Its a horror story if there are pics?

 

[terryl965]

Its a horror story if there are pics?

I would have to agree with you on this one.

 

[Kacey]

Its a horror story if there are pics?

Not in the story from the Denver Post... sorry!

 

[exile]

Too bad... Bob could have added the pics to his `Compendium of Photos Guaranteed to Make You Lose Your Appetite, Maybe Permanently' that he's kind enough to share!

 

[Lynne]

That man is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. That is not normal behavior!

 

[Cirdan]

I think we need more priests like that :angel:

 

[Lynne]

So much for being "a man of the cloth."

 

[Kreth]

By "jogging," do they mean "chasing down an altar boy?"

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

By "jogging," do they mean "chasing down an altar boy?"

Now Kreth we do not want to go there!

(albeit something similar crossed my mind)

 

[Mr. E]

There has to be something wrong with this guy. I am sure it was hot. But I dare any man to run without some sort of shorts. Certain things tend to flap around in an unpleasent manner. It is the same reason most women would not think of jogging without a bra. I guess some people might actually like that feeling.

He would have been just as cool if he had merely stripped down to thin cotton underwear. Something about his story isn't right.

 

[zDom]

Something about his story isn't right.

Ya think?

 

[IcemanSK]

Wait, this is bad, right? :uhohh:

 

[TimoS]

Certain things tend to flap around in an unpleasent manner

What if he had taped them to stay in place? :uhyeah:

 

[Mr. E]

What if he had taped them to stay in place? :uhyeah:

I just had this image of the last time I took off an adhesive bandage and considered what it would feel like if applied........there.

OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!

 

[shesulsa]

I want to personally thank TimoS and Mr. E for providing me with my appetite suppressant this morning. The thought of unsupported appendages ... bobbing ... or being taped .... Yeah - those eggs just don't taste right now.

 

[Mr. E]

Yeah - those eggs just don't taste right now.

Try oatmeal- it's low in cholesterol. I assume you do know what 'eggs' can mean in German.

 

[shesulsa]

Try oatmeal- it's low in cholesterol.

I was only eating the egg whites - great for protein ... mrrrgghh. Don't think I could even choke down oats now, tho.

 

[Mr. E]

I was only eating the egg whites - great for protein ... mrrrgghh. Don't think I could even choke down oats now, tho.

Lordy! Considering some of the things we find in our food, I don't see the problem- from a health standpoint. I would follow the path of Valentine Micheal Smith if needed and not lose a wink of sleep. Dead is dead, parts is parts. Considering some of the things I have eaten, this is a non-issue.

 

[shesulsa]

Dead is dead, parts is parts. Considering some of the things I have eaten, this is a non-issue.

:bow: