Celebrity Prenups.

[Ping898]

She's pregnant. She probably spent the day throwing up.

She's a celebrity....I thought they had perfect pregnancies and had someone else throw up for them...

 

[Navarre]

She's a celebrity....I thought they had perfect pregnancies and had someone else throw up for them...

Now, now, don't diss Katie. I hope she does have a perfect pregnancy. I'll even throw up for her if she'll hold me tenderly afterwards.

 

[Henderson]

I know I'm going :-offtopic here, but I think one of the biggest "what the hell is she doing with him?" travesties is Demi Moore marrying that little putz Ashton Kutcher. C'mon, she's too hot for almost anyone, and then she hooks up with that blithering idiot?

Don't worry, Demi. I'll be here for you when you come to your senses.

 

[Navarre]

Your Demi statement is only as off-topic as my Katie comments. I don't know if either have a pre-nuptial contract. ... I just like mentioning Katie Holmes as often as possible.

... ... ...

Katie Holmes (see?)

 

[ginshun]

She's pregnant. She probably spent the day throwing up.

Do women still thow up even when they are impregnated with alien spawn?

I figured space people where to advanced to bother with such things.

 

[Navarre]

Do women still thow up even when they are impregnated with alien spawn?

I figured space people where to advanced to bother with such things.

:rofl: No comment. *snicker*

 

[ginshun]

:rofl: No comment. *snicker*

its OK, I'd be mad to if Tom Cruise laid his eggs in my dream girl.

 

[Navarre]

its OK, I'd be mad to if Tom Cruise laid his eggs in my dream girl.

It's wrong in so many ways. I felt sure she'd wait for me. I think maybe that whole "I don't even know you exist." thing got in the way of our True Love.

Leave it to Cruise to capitalize on the opportunity! ... (Babboon!)

 

[arnisador]

I wonder what Elton John's pre-nup was like...