Carols for the Psychiatrically challenged

[D_Brady]

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and ...

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingel.. oops mistake.. start over.. Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House

Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...

Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My
Slippers and Robe

Conduct Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the
House

Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I
Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Mr. Brady you are on a roll! artyon:

 

[D_Brady]

Mr. Brady you are on a roll! artyon:

Some of my clients get a little on the edge during the Holidays, and I have bring on extra people, This is how I balance my world out. It works for me. :ultracool

 

[TigerWoman]

That was pretty good, relating those. Keep up the funnies! TW

 

[Xequat]

Oh my God, that's funny stuff. Did you make those up?

 

[Xequat]

I'll try, but these probably aren't as good.


ADHD - O Holy Night...hey, speaking of Night, Silent Night, which reminds me, Do you hear what I hear? Because I heard the bells on Christmas Day and they reminded me of this song called Jingle Bells...

Triskadekaphobia - Whew you said there were only TWELVE days of Christmas, right?

Your Conduct Disorder one kind of works for the Oedipus Complex, too, huh?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Away in a Manger, no crib for a bed, but thank God I always travel with my own sheets and pillow.

 

[D_Brady]

No , but I suffer from a couple. Do I get the win.



One of my clients is a Biotech company, lot's of mad scientists. I ease their fears and concerns and in return they spam me with is stuff. We brake out even