Steve
Mostly Harmless
I've read several books on distilling liquor, and I could probably talk a good game. But if I tried to teach you how to do it, I think the odds are high that I'd end up killing us both.The old "I've done the research" line.
Which has become pretty common since.
so you probably could be an academic expert. But I think you would have to be a real one. Not read the equivalent of a self help book, or watch a heap of world star.