Beware Of Demonic Candy!!!

[Ken Morgan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVtolEvzlBA&feature=player_embedded

For the good of your children and your own good, as a public service, please send all you mars bars, crunchies, carmilks and milkyways to me.

 

[shesulsa]

WHOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEE!!!!

Good Lordy, those people are cracked!

 

[Carol]

:roflmao:
:roflmao:

That is BRILLIANT!!!

"You have to be concerned with having sex with demons, which I think is a warning to anyone who gets really bored during the 3rd game of the World Series"

:lfao: :rofl:

 

[crushing]

Seems to me that the hollow of a milk chocolate Easter bunny would be the best place for a demon to hide. I mean really. Do you expect a demon to squeeze itself into a candy corn?

 

[MA-Caver]

It used to be that ole' Pat Robertson wasn't as fanatical as he is seems to be now.
Such tripe... what a bunch of gits, what a bunch of maroons.

Consuming demons via candy...

Honestly we all should get down and pray... for the removal of the stupids from these people.

I'm done.

 

[stone_dragone]

I consider myself moderately evangelical and I now consider myself dumber for having heard that report.

I believe that there are demons attacking us, but it is the empty calories in a Snickers bar - NOT Satan - that present the danger in candy.

Traditions like Devil's night in Detroit raising the crime rate is a problem...people inspired by horror flicks to do stupid **** because they can't separate fantasy from reality is a problem...M&Ms and Nerds, not so much.

I couldn't bring myself to finish watching the video, but it seems that Mr. Robertson would be familiar with what the bible speaks regarding food offered to Idols..

I Corinthians 8:8 "But food will not commend us to God; we are neither worsened if we do not eat, nor better if we do eat it."

My .02