TimoS
Master of Arts
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughters birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the sales girl how much the Barbies are.
The girl responds: Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
And Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?
Exasperated, the girl responds:
Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's car
Ken's house
Ken's boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer &
Ken's best friend............
The girl responds: Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
And Divorced Barbie: $299.95
Shocked, the man asks, Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?
Exasperated, the girl responds:
Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's car
Ken's house
Ken's boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer &
Ken's best friend............