Bad Halloween Jokes

[MA-Caver]

Saw this on another forum...
Be a good one for grade school kids...
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

when behind him he hears:



BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him


FASTER...


FASTER...


BUMP...


BUMP...


BUMP...


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.


However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping


clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...


clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.


Bumping and clapping toward him.


The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!


Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and,










The coffin stops.

Got one of your own?

 

[SFC JeffJ]

LOL!

God, that one is awful!

 

[Drac]

Lol...

 

[Jade Tigress]

Ugh! LOL. Perfect kids joke. :lol:

 

[terryl965]

Ok that was awful but funny as hell

 

[wee_blondie]

*groan* I heard a similar one as a kid.....

A girl wakens in the night to a rap rap rappp at the door
..
..

She tries to ignore it but it happens again rap rap rapp
..
..

Feeling nervous she calls out to ask if somebody is there
..
rap rapp came the answer
..

Mustering the courage to leave her bed, she crosses the floor and the rapping gets louder - RAP RAP RAP RAPP
..
..

Weeping silently with fear, she eases open the door to find....

...

...


...



........

Wrapping paper :ultracool

 

[MA-Caver]

*groan* I heard a similar one as a kid.....

A girl wakens in the night to a rap rap rappp at the door
..
..

She tries to ignore it but it happens again rap rap rapp
..
..

Feeling nervous she calls out to ask if somebody is there
..
rap rapp came the answer
..

Mustering the courage to leave her bed, she crosses the floor and the rapping gets louder - RAP RAP RAP RAPP
..
..

Weeping silently with fear, she eases open the door to find....

...

...


...



........

Wrapping paper :ultracool

Hee hee... that's the ticket... keep 'em coming folks... Halloween is just around the corner.

 

[drummingman]

heres one.what do people from west virginia do for halloween? they pump-kin.
i can tell that one because im from west virginia.