anyone get this for christmas...

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Did anyone get this for christmas...

http://dailycaller.com/2012/01/03/the-single-greatest-amazon-product-review-ever-written/








The Daily Caller, in its recovery from the War on Christmas and New Years, stumbled upon the perfect weapon, along with the single greatest Amazon product review ever written.
If you’ve been in the market for the latest in ninja attack hardware, you may already be aware of the “Blood Rayne Arm Blade W/ Sheath & Adjustable Handle.” But in case you aren’t familiar with this particular arm blade,
this Amazon product review by “Samurai, medical doctor, rock star, etc.” may be just what you need to make up your mind:
 
OMIGOD NO... but I wished. Now THAT is a close-ranged zombie killer if there ever was one. Sheesh what a nasty looking thing. I luv it!!
 
OMIGOD NO... but I wished. Now THAT is a close-ranged zombie killer if there ever was one. Sheesh what a nasty looking thing. I luv it!!

Makes for an interesting rush hour commute in the subway though...
 
Any review that contains the sentence - "I have developed ‘repetitive ninjitsu stress disorder’ in my rotator cuff" is just SO the balls.


 
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