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[OUMoose]

What was your proudest physical accomplishment? (won a race, martial arts comp etc)?

The fact my body is still functioning after what I put it through in college.

Why do they put zero as the last number on a calculator?

 

[KenpoSterre]

because the person who made it skipped kindergarten.

How is the best way to fall when you fall down stairs?

 

[Ceicei]

Go gently with the gravity.

How long can you whistle?

 

[KenpoSterre]

I can't.

Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Jim Mitchell?

 

[bluemtn]

Chuck Norris, because everyone else just passes out if he even glances in their direction. (just kidding about that one)

Why do people talk in their sleep?

 

[KenpoSterre]

becausesome of our dream our worth sharing.

why did I dream of high fructose corn syrup last night? (I was yelling it in my sleep)

 

[Flatlander]

why did I dream of high fructose corn syrup last night? (I was yelling it in my sleep)

Clearly, you're not eating nearly enough corn syrup. Try it on your toast with breakfast.

Of the 3 members of Wilson Phillips, was the blond not the hottest?

 

[OUMoose]

Of the 3 members of Wilson Phillips, was the blond not the hottest?

There was a hot one?! Pictures or it didn't happen.

While we're on the topic of 80's girl groups, who would win in a fight? The Bangles or the Go-Go's?

 

[Touch Of Death]

There was a hot one?! Pictures or it didn't happen.

While we're on the topic of 80's girl groups, who would win in a fight? The Bangles or the Go-Go's?

The Go Go's.


Did you see the Bad Movie Staring the producers daughter? (also a Bangel)

 

[Sigung86]

The Go Go's.


Did you see the Bad Movie Staring the producers daughter? (also a Bangel)

Nope!

Why don't I go to movies?

 

[zDom]

Because The Church of the Immaculate Misconception and Presumptuous Assumption does not allow it.

Why do people ask questions that require mind reading in order to answer correctly?

 

[OUMoose]

Why do people ask questions that require mind reading in order to answer correctly?

If you don't know, I'm not telling you.

Why does the weekend have to be so short...

 

[Sigung86]

All Week Long
Weekend......

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Saturday, Sunday .......................................

Yup... We here on Farmer Mountain, The Silly Question Investigative Division, have mathematically deduced that there aren't as many letters in weekend as All Week Long, and so forth.
:whip:

Why is it so very hard to work out to a point of physical fitness, and lay off for a week or so and have it all go to pot? At least in my own case.
:rofl:

 

[Carol]

Why is it so very hard to work out to a point of physical fitness, and lay off for a week or so and have it all go to pot? At least in my own case.
:rofl:

Cuz that's why we need to keep training, mate.


Why are all my fave instructors so far away from me?

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Cuz that's why we need to keep training, mate.


Why are all my fave instructors so far away from me?

The same reason I can't find any internal CMA's around here.

Should I get rid of my 1919 A2 and save lots of money?

 

[Sam]

It depends.

Whats a 1919 a2?

 

[crushing]

A .30 cal Mandolin.

Do you find the shape of fortune cookies sensual?

 

[Sam]

Do you find the shape of fortune cookies sensual?

No, and thats the weirdest question I have ever heard.

Do you post from work?

 

[Swordlady]

All the time, if I'm not out in the field.

Are you at work right now?

 

[Carol]

No I'm not.

Why is Hollywood botching the new Harry Potter movie?