And the #1 reason Hollywood should slip into the sea...

[Fu_Bag]

Don't go dissing Jay and Silent Bob on me, now.

I'm sure they would make fine samurai.

I agree!! I was actually thinking about them from Dogma. Another great potential samurai would be Joe Pesci. Did you see the way he jumped that guy in My Cousin Vinny? He'd probably keep Ole' Eyebrows honest too!!

 

[wee_blondie]

George Clooney?? Seriously????????????

Man, that would be like having John Candy playing Sonny Chiba's role in Shogun's Ninja.

What next? Maybe they'll do an animated version?

Or maybe its a test for the viewing audience (in the voice of a hollywood producer) "how dumb are these people - we'll remake a classic and royally screw it up and they'll still pay to see it!"

On second thought - no they're not that clever :shrug:

 

[Nomad]

George Clooney? This can't be so! The 7 Samurai is a classic and should be left alone! This is totally unacceptable. Hollywood should try a story based of of that movie, not remake it, in their visions.

As Public Enemy put it, back in the day...BURN HOLLYWOOD! BURN!

But he was so good as Batman, how could he possibly screw this one up?

 

[Nomad]

You're right. That way, we'll be well prepped for the remake of "Enter The dragon". :wink2:

... I wonder whether they'll go for Owen Wilson or Jim Carrey on that one?

 

[CoryKS]

Well, I just think it's nice that Mr. Clooney could find time enough to star in a remake of this Japanese classic, what with his busy schedule of complaining about American arrogance and cultural imperialism and all.