I have a friend that teaches taekwondo. He's a bit chubby (well, OK, more than a bit, but he can kick like a mule)... Anyway, we've known each other so long that we have a quirky friendship where we'll talk about all kinds of oddball things we wouldn't to others.
"So, do you think I look fat in my uniform?" (He wears the v-neck type uniform.)
"Sorry, I'm married already, dude, and that's the kind of question only wives are entitled to ask."
"No, seriously, man. What do you think? I need to look professional for my school."
"Well, you could lose a few pounds..."
"No, I meant my uniform. Do you think I would look skinnier in one of your uniforms?"
"No." I use a judo gi or a crossover karate gi.
He won't let it drop and he's ordering a few uniforms of various brands to try out the different style. Anyone disagree that the uniform won't make a difference at all in terms of looks? They say black is slimming so maybe I'll suggest he try some black uniforms now that I think of it...