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Trip Back to My Roots:
-An Intro class with USSD
DISCLAIMER: This is not intended to be a self-advertisement or a shameful exposition of my skills. I have several injuries, am relatively out of shape, and I'm a bit rusty. Even though I have 12 years of experience (4 of it with USSD when I was younger), I consider myself an average "Advanced" student. In addition, I have met MANY wonderful Shaolin Kempo practitioners and instructors, and this review is not meant as an insult to the style, but rather the practices of the organization in question.
EDIT: I wasn't sure where this went, so I apologize if it is in the wrong place. Also, for those living in the midwest or outside of America, The United Studios of Self Defense (USSD for short) is a virus-like franchise that is slowly consuming the Martial Arts economy. Their practices typically include year long unbreakable contracts, "Black Belt Clubs", huge testing fees, and monthly tuition in excess of $200 a month.
Without further ado...
--I leave the office to pile my car right next to the mass of moving vehicles clogging the 805 Freeway heading North. I leave at 3:30 pm, and at exactly 4:30 pm 12 miles north are achieved through bumper to bumper, breakdown inspiring traffic. Seeing that the traffic will continue clear on to my exit, I take an earlier one and head for the back roads. An ingenious idea, I thought of course, everyone else thought that too.
So, with a long line of cars ahead of me, I turn into a strip mall for a moment of sanity and perhaps a vanilla shake. As my eyes scan the parking lot, I am shocked to see a sign advertising the organization that started me on the path of martial arts, the style that started it all the style that almost ruined me on organized martial arts for good.
Yes folks Bonzai emblazoned boldly through the colored stripes of a horizon met my eyes, and memories of the United Studios of Self Defense and Shaolin Chuan Fa Kempo Karate (perhaps the stupidest set of words put together) assaulted my sensibilities. In a drunken haze (figuratively), I parked and drifted towards the welcoming open doors of the Dojo. No sooner had I stopped to pass gas did the Chief Instructor slide towards me like a well-oiled Rattlesnake. With an infectious grin and bubbling energy, he shook my hand furiously and DRAGGED me into the office.
Young guy, maybe a few years older than me (Im mid 20s), with a muscular build reminiscent of a boxer and a boy band haircut, the Chief Instructor oozed aggression and pushiness. He regaled me with stories about he was a Street Fighter and a Boxer before he saw the light and joined USSD. I asked him where he boxed at, and he replied with In TJ (Tijuana for all you non SoCalers) in the King of the Cage matches. Of course, I had trained with a BJJ guy who fought in KoC matches, and my step-grandfather is an ex-champion boxer from Mexico (Im not Mexican its a long story) who trained Cage fighters all over California (including the Lions Den).
Of course, he doesnt want to go into That Part of His Life and he cant seem to recognize any of the names I drop. Funny
Anyway, he easily transitions back to USSD, and begins to go into great detail about the age and posterity of the art of Shaolin Kempo. He explains how old it is, and how it is linked to the temple. To this I say Really? Thats funny, since all Kempo traces back through James Mitose, leading to William Chow, then heading to Ed Parker for EPAK. Of course, Kajukenbo was developed with the help of Emperado, who then trained Nick Cerio to black belt
As I went on, his eyes kinda glazed over, and he said, Well sure, that is how Kenpo came about but dont forget about our Sheeeowwwllliiiin roots.
To which I reply, Oh! You mean the undocumented kung fu training Fred Villari claims to have mixed into the system? Seeing his composure starting to falter, I quickly change the subject to my lack of funding
which is his area of expertise. He asked what I could pay, and I said, Aww geeze Im really strapped for cash even $100 a month is too much
He immediately ripped into a spiel about how You get what you pay for, and that USSD is the best, and the best isnt cheap but Ill cut you a deal. Ill give you the standard package for $125 a month. He then pulls out a calculator, and shows me a 6 point something number on it. This is the money per week extra youd be paying not really that big a deal, is it? Hardly a sacrifice for excellent training in the BEST style.
Not only did he not take my verbal cue but he raised my bet! I couldnt believe it, but I still smiled and agreed to come back in an hour for the Adult Class.
20 minutes to drive 1 mile (traffic still sucks) and another 20 minutes for nap time, and Im dressed in my black gi (with white belt..hehe) and on my way to my FREE CLASS. I arrive 45 minutes early, and ask to go warm up and stretch out. This is when I got the honor of watching the Chief Instructor give a Private Lesson.
Now when I think of a private lesson, I imagine me alone by myself with the instructor and me
Well apparently Private Lesson simply means Group of Students getting a Lesson. There were 4 students in this Lesson, each of varying rank.
So, Im thinking, Wow this guy can really multi-task!
Not really.
The private lesson consisted of the instructor walking, telling them to work Kata, then walking out to talk on the phone for 15 minutes. Meanwhile, I was treated a kata demonstration by the WORST Brown Belt 1st Degree (right before black in Kempo) Ive ever seen. The guy was a college student, skinny as hell, and could not perform a good Kata. His techniques were sloppy and shaky, his stances were high and unstable, his *** always stuck out, his kiais were more like breathy Hi! than a soulful shout and this was while he was performing a low rank required Kata!
When the Chief Instructor was out teaching, I found that he spoke with a very arrogant, deprecating, condescending tone. He subtly degraded his own students, adding little jabs like What is that? You call that a block? and So your groin is over there, is it? Now there is nothing wrong with a bit of teasing but his tone was very wrong.
A point worth mentioning is that at the beginning of the lesson, he called for meditation. Apparently, even though I wasnt taking the lesson, I was also expected to meditate. Well I had forgotten this little aspect. Of course, the instructor looked at me, flipped his head and pointed his finger to the ground like he was commanding a dog. He chirped Get down!
Now Im all about the propriety and humility that goes into learning from someone. In all honesty, I am what youd call The Perfectly Polite Student. I obey instantly, dont question, dont goof around, I answer with Sir when asked hell, I dont make a frickin sound while training. But when he flicked his finger at me like I was some belligerent child, my composure dropped. I fell into Marine Kill Mode, and snapped my head up in his direction, shooting him briefly with my worst WHAT DID YOU SAY PRIVATE? glare. I didnt mean to, and such a gesture is very out of character for me I just couldnt help it.
I kid you not he literally tensed, shifted back, and inhaled audibly. He then stammered out Well, you know how the rules go its just for a minute as he backed out of the floor and went into the office. My composure regained, I meditated like a good tool. I knew the rest of the lesson was going to be good.
Well class time! Only one adult (purple belt) and one teenager (orange belt) showed up. Class was assembled, all the bowing commenced, the Standard Meditation was called and finished, and we were lined up for our Special Warm Up.
So, you ask, what is the BEST way to warm up a group of cold, stiff adult students?
Why, elaborate deep crane stances, of course!
No jogging, no jumping jacks we immediately begin waving our arms around in Wing Blocks and getting down in Eagle Stances so low that my butt hit my heel. Of course, since Im cold, I IMMEDIATELY pull a groin muscle and end up hobbling for the 15 minute exercise of course, I must simply be weak, as this is the BEST there is. Of course, he left us there for 10 minutes to go talk to some kid in the entry way.
I sucked it up and moved into the next exercise. He called this a Kung Fu Line Drill, which was basically a straight forward, short Kata. He showed this to us once full speed, along with a special Kung Fu Salute (which was actually the standard American Kenpo Salute!). He then left and had us Work on it alone while he talked on the phone for 15 minutes.
With 12 years of DAILY martial arts experience, I immediately picked up the kata and was moving through it easily. However, the other two students were suffering greatly. So, being the nice guy I am (and part time instructor), I begin to teach them the kata move by move, in a way that breaks down the set into easy to remember stages. Since the Chief Instructor was busy talking on the phone, he didnt seem to mind.
I, AS A POTENTIAL STUDENT WEARING A WHITE BELT, TAUGHT TWO OF HIS STUDENTS (ONE AN ADVANCED ADULT) A KATA THAT I HAD JUST LEARNED!
So he comes out, and begins to work on the Kata. Of course, he repeatedly forgets moves (of which I quietly remind him), changes his hand positioning, adjusts stances, etc I actually began to feel sorry for him, for I could just FEEL his embarrassment. In addition, he always had to add stupid little useless bits of advice, like Keep your stance low (even though Im taller than him and was LOWER than him) and Snap those punches (even though mine were echoing and his lacked proper alignment)
The class eventually ended, and we were dismissed. The students thanked me for my help, and the instructor BOLTED into the office. I put my shoes on, walked into the office, and shook his hand. He mentioned something about the Energy Being Better in his other classes but no word of contracts, programs, tuition, gear No oily sales pitches no canned responses
His entire body language said, I can not teach you anything and I dont expect you to stay here.
I actually felt guilty.
All in all, he was a nice guy. The school was nice and clean, and the full trappings of USSD were in effect. His technique was good, and his enthusiasm was ok. Overall, Id say he was a good STUDENT but he didnt have the right attitude, skill level, and people skills to be an instructor. I felt like he should have been training next to me while someone much older and better taught US.
All in all it was an interesting experience, and reaffirmed why I choose not to shell out $125 a month.
I just might go to the Monday class, though
May you achieve
Satori
-An Intro class with USSD
DISCLAIMER: This is not intended to be a self-advertisement or a shameful exposition of my skills. I have several injuries, am relatively out of shape, and I'm a bit rusty. Even though I have 12 years of experience (4 of it with USSD when I was younger), I consider myself an average "Advanced" student. In addition, I have met MANY wonderful Shaolin Kempo practitioners and instructors, and this review is not meant as an insult to the style, but rather the practices of the organization in question.
EDIT: I wasn't sure where this went, so I apologize if it is in the wrong place. Also, for those living in the midwest or outside of America, The United Studios of Self Defense (USSD for short) is a virus-like franchise that is slowly consuming the Martial Arts economy. Their practices typically include year long unbreakable contracts, "Black Belt Clubs", huge testing fees, and monthly tuition in excess of $200 a month.
Without further ado...
--I leave the office to pile my car right next to the mass of moving vehicles clogging the 805 Freeway heading North. I leave at 3:30 pm, and at exactly 4:30 pm 12 miles north are achieved through bumper to bumper, breakdown inspiring traffic. Seeing that the traffic will continue clear on to my exit, I take an earlier one and head for the back roads. An ingenious idea, I thought of course, everyone else thought that too.
So, with a long line of cars ahead of me, I turn into a strip mall for a moment of sanity and perhaps a vanilla shake. As my eyes scan the parking lot, I am shocked to see a sign advertising the organization that started me on the path of martial arts, the style that started it all the style that almost ruined me on organized martial arts for good.
Yes folks Bonzai emblazoned boldly through the colored stripes of a horizon met my eyes, and memories of the United Studios of Self Defense and Shaolin Chuan Fa Kempo Karate (perhaps the stupidest set of words put together) assaulted my sensibilities. In a drunken haze (figuratively), I parked and drifted towards the welcoming open doors of the Dojo. No sooner had I stopped to pass gas did the Chief Instructor slide towards me like a well-oiled Rattlesnake. With an infectious grin and bubbling energy, he shook my hand furiously and DRAGGED me into the office.
Young guy, maybe a few years older than me (Im mid 20s), with a muscular build reminiscent of a boxer and a boy band haircut, the Chief Instructor oozed aggression and pushiness. He regaled me with stories about he was a Street Fighter and a Boxer before he saw the light and joined USSD. I asked him where he boxed at, and he replied with In TJ (Tijuana for all you non SoCalers) in the King of the Cage matches. Of course, I had trained with a BJJ guy who fought in KoC matches, and my step-grandfather is an ex-champion boxer from Mexico (Im not Mexican its a long story) who trained Cage fighters all over California (including the Lions Den).
Of course, he doesnt want to go into That Part of His Life and he cant seem to recognize any of the names I drop. Funny
Anyway, he easily transitions back to USSD, and begins to go into great detail about the age and posterity of the art of Shaolin Kempo. He explains how old it is, and how it is linked to the temple. To this I say Really? Thats funny, since all Kempo traces back through James Mitose, leading to William Chow, then heading to Ed Parker for EPAK. Of course, Kajukenbo was developed with the help of Emperado, who then trained Nick Cerio to black belt
As I went on, his eyes kinda glazed over, and he said, Well sure, that is how Kenpo came about but dont forget about our Sheeeowwwllliiiin roots.
To which I reply, Oh! You mean the undocumented kung fu training Fred Villari claims to have mixed into the system? Seeing his composure starting to falter, I quickly change the subject to my lack of funding
which is his area of expertise. He asked what I could pay, and I said, Aww geeze Im really strapped for cash even $100 a month is too much
He immediately ripped into a spiel about how You get what you pay for, and that USSD is the best, and the best isnt cheap but Ill cut you a deal. Ill give you the standard package for $125 a month. He then pulls out a calculator, and shows me a 6 point something number on it. This is the money per week extra youd be paying not really that big a deal, is it? Hardly a sacrifice for excellent training in the BEST style.
Not only did he not take my verbal cue but he raised my bet! I couldnt believe it, but I still smiled and agreed to come back in an hour for the Adult Class.
20 minutes to drive 1 mile (traffic still sucks) and another 20 minutes for nap time, and Im dressed in my black gi (with white belt..hehe) and on my way to my FREE CLASS. I arrive 45 minutes early, and ask to go warm up and stretch out. This is when I got the honor of watching the Chief Instructor give a Private Lesson.
Now when I think of a private lesson, I imagine me alone by myself with the instructor and me
Well apparently Private Lesson simply means Group of Students getting a Lesson. There were 4 students in this Lesson, each of varying rank.
So, Im thinking, Wow this guy can really multi-task!
Not really.
The private lesson consisted of the instructor walking, telling them to work Kata, then walking out to talk on the phone for 15 minutes. Meanwhile, I was treated a kata demonstration by the WORST Brown Belt 1st Degree (right before black in Kempo) Ive ever seen. The guy was a college student, skinny as hell, and could not perform a good Kata. His techniques were sloppy and shaky, his stances were high and unstable, his *** always stuck out, his kiais were more like breathy Hi! than a soulful shout and this was while he was performing a low rank required Kata!
When the Chief Instructor was out teaching, I found that he spoke with a very arrogant, deprecating, condescending tone. He subtly degraded his own students, adding little jabs like What is that? You call that a block? and So your groin is over there, is it? Now there is nothing wrong with a bit of teasing but his tone was very wrong.
A point worth mentioning is that at the beginning of the lesson, he called for meditation. Apparently, even though I wasnt taking the lesson, I was also expected to meditate. Well I had forgotten this little aspect. Of course, the instructor looked at me, flipped his head and pointed his finger to the ground like he was commanding a dog. He chirped Get down!
Now Im all about the propriety and humility that goes into learning from someone. In all honesty, I am what youd call The Perfectly Polite Student. I obey instantly, dont question, dont goof around, I answer with Sir when asked hell, I dont make a frickin sound while training. But when he flicked his finger at me like I was some belligerent child, my composure dropped. I fell into Marine Kill Mode, and snapped my head up in his direction, shooting him briefly with my worst WHAT DID YOU SAY PRIVATE? glare. I didnt mean to, and such a gesture is very out of character for me I just couldnt help it.
I kid you not he literally tensed, shifted back, and inhaled audibly. He then stammered out Well, you know how the rules go its just for a minute as he backed out of the floor and went into the office. My composure regained, I meditated like a good tool. I knew the rest of the lesson was going to be good.
Well class time! Only one adult (purple belt) and one teenager (orange belt) showed up. Class was assembled, all the bowing commenced, the Standard Meditation was called and finished, and we were lined up for our Special Warm Up.
So, you ask, what is the BEST way to warm up a group of cold, stiff adult students?
Why, elaborate deep crane stances, of course!
No jogging, no jumping jacks we immediately begin waving our arms around in Wing Blocks and getting down in Eagle Stances so low that my butt hit my heel. Of course, since Im cold, I IMMEDIATELY pull a groin muscle and end up hobbling for the 15 minute exercise of course, I must simply be weak, as this is the BEST there is. Of course, he left us there for 10 minutes to go talk to some kid in the entry way.
I sucked it up and moved into the next exercise. He called this a Kung Fu Line Drill, which was basically a straight forward, short Kata. He showed this to us once full speed, along with a special Kung Fu Salute (which was actually the standard American Kenpo Salute!). He then left and had us Work on it alone while he talked on the phone for 15 minutes.
With 12 years of DAILY martial arts experience, I immediately picked up the kata and was moving through it easily. However, the other two students were suffering greatly. So, being the nice guy I am (and part time instructor), I begin to teach them the kata move by move, in a way that breaks down the set into easy to remember stages. Since the Chief Instructor was busy talking on the phone, he didnt seem to mind.
I, AS A POTENTIAL STUDENT WEARING A WHITE BELT, TAUGHT TWO OF HIS STUDENTS (ONE AN ADVANCED ADULT) A KATA THAT I HAD JUST LEARNED!
So he comes out, and begins to work on the Kata. Of course, he repeatedly forgets moves (of which I quietly remind him), changes his hand positioning, adjusts stances, etc I actually began to feel sorry for him, for I could just FEEL his embarrassment. In addition, he always had to add stupid little useless bits of advice, like Keep your stance low (even though Im taller than him and was LOWER than him) and Snap those punches (even though mine were echoing and his lacked proper alignment)
The class eventually ended, and we were dismissed. The students thanked me for my help, and the instructor BOLTED into the office. I put my shoes on, walked into the office, and shook his hand. He mentioned something about the Energy Being Better in his other classes but no word of contracts, programs, tuition, gear No oily sales pitches no canned responses
His entire body language said, I can not teach you anything and I dont expect you to stay here.
I actually felt guilty.
All in all, he was a nice guy. The school was nice and clean, and the full trappings of USSD were in effect. His technique was good, and his enthusiasm was ok. Overall, Id say he was a good STUDENT but he didnt have the right attitude, skill level, and people skills to be an instructor. I felt like he should have been training next to me while someone much older and better taught US.
All in all it was an interesting experience, and reaffirmed why I choose not to shell out $125 a month.
I just might go to the Monday class, though
May you achieve
Satori
