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Taekwondonts By Master Wang
Masters Whang, as told to Bora Chang
10 - Improperly Washed Doboks:
Theres nothing worse than huffing and puffing in class near someone who smells like a damp, old sneaker. Since every class should make you sweat with exertion, you should wash your dobok after every class, or rotate through a clean one every time you work out. Respect your uniform, and those around you.
9 - The Running Bow In and Out of Workout Areas: (Closely related to this is From the Neck-down Bow.)
Bowing properly is an acknowledgment of respect for Taekwondo, as well as to the instructors and fellow students. A proper bow is performed from the waist up, not from the neck, and it is unrushed. Besides, whats the hurry? The mats not going anywhere, ten push-ups if youre late is the worst that can happen, and if youre in that much of a rush youre probably late and doing pushups anyways!
8 Kiyaps Spoken As Such:
Imagine if every time you punched or kicked, you screamed, Yell! During drills, you would proceed up and down the mat, screaming, Yell! Yell! Yell! This is what we hear when you literally say, Kiyap, which, in Korean, means Yell. We suggest you actually yell, rather than say Yell!
7 - Taekwondo Pronounced Tie Kwan Doe:
You might as well call it Twye Condo if youre going to butcher it like that. Thats what my sons Derek and Dylan call it when theyre trying to be funny. Tae is pronounced as in Ted. Kwon is pronounced as it is written. Do is pronounced with a short o sound. If you still dont understand, please ask us. (Related note: See Taekwondont #5.)
6 - Improper Punching:
Making you do knuckle push-ups isnt solely to inflict torture (well, its the main reason, but not the only one); its so that you learn how to punch correctly. Avoid at all costs punching with bent wrists, or punching with the last two knuckles. This is dangerous to your wrists, as you can sprain or even break a wrist when punching a hard target. Always punch with a straight wrist, with the index and middle finger knuckles reaching their target first.
5 - The Number Six, Mispronounced: Six, in Korean, is Yeosut.
When pronounced Yasut, it just grates on our ears. It might sound cute coming out of a 5 year-old the first time - but it gets old quickly. Please ask us if youre having trouble pronouncing it.
4 - We Are Not Masters Yang, As We Were Once Called:
It is common courtesy to know the names of your instructors! If youre confused because we happen to look alike, please ask who is who, and well give you some clues to help you tell us apart!
3 - The Joonbi That Takes Forever and a Day:
The ready stance starts with your fists directly under the chin, then ends in front of your belt in one swift motion in a quick one-two count. There is no such thing as a 3-point joonbi, the one that makes you look like youre pumping your bicycle pump.
2 - Yawning in Class: Especially in our classes.
This is a sign that youre not exerting yourself enough, or that youre bored. If the latter, we can solve this by many, many more push-ups!
1 - Calling Taekwondo Karate and a Dojang a Dojo:
Back in the 1960s and 1970s, many Taekwondo practitioners (even Korean masters) referred to their martial art as Korean Karate. Thats because there wasnt enough awareness of Taekwondo per se, so in order to simplify it for non-Koreans, people referred to the one martial art everyone knew. Today, Taekwondo is the worlds most widely practiced martial art, and although we have utmost respect for Karate and other types of martial arts, no self-respecting Taekwondo practitioner, and especially those of Korean descent, should refer to it as Karate, or as their training hall as a dojo. That would lead to a LOT of pushups more pushups than you could ever count in Korean OR English!
Taekwondonts By Master Wang
Masters Whang, as told to Bora Chang
10 - Improperly Washed Doboks:
Theres nothing worse than huffing and puffing in class near someone who smells like a damp, old sneaker. Since every class should make you sweat with exertion, you should wash your dobok after every class, or rotate through a clean one every time you work out. Respect your uniform, and those around you.
9 - The Running Bow In and Out of Workout Areas: (Closely related to this is From the Neck-down Bow.)
Bowing properly is an acknowledgment of respect for Taekwondo, as well as to the instructors and fellow students. A proper bow is performed from the waist up, not from the neck, and it is unrushed. Besides, whats the hurry? The mats not going anywhere, ten push-ups if youre late is the worst that can happen, and if youre in that much of a rush youre probably late and doing pushups anyways!
8 Kiyaps Spoken As Such:
Imagine if every time you punched or kicked, you screamed, Yell! During drills, you would proceed up and down the mat, screaming, Yell! Yell! Yell! This is what we hear when you literally say, Kiyap, which, in Korean, means Yell. We suggest you actually yell, rather than say Yell!
7 - Taekwondo Pronounced Tie Kwan Doe:
You might as well call it Twye Condo if youre going to butcher it like that. Thats what my sons Derek and Dylan call it when theyre trying to be funny. Tae is pronounced as in Ted. Kwon is pronounced as it is written. Do is pronounced with a short o sound. If you still dont understand, please ask us. (Related note: See Taekwondont #5.)
6 - Improper Punching:
Making you do knuckle push-ups isnt solely to inflict torture (well, its the main reason, but not the only one); its so that you learn how to punch correctly. Avoid at all costs punching with bent wrists, or punching with the last two knuckles. This is dangerous to your wrists, as you can sprain or even break a wrist when punching a hard target. Always punch with a straight wrist, with the index and middle finger knuckles reaching their target first.
5 - The Number Six, Mispronounced: Six, in Korean, is Yeosut.
When pronounced Yasut, it just grates on our ears. It might sound cute coming out of a 5 year-old the first time - but it gets old quickly. Please ask us if youre having trouble pronouncing it.
4 - We Are Not Masters Yang, As We Were Once Called:
It is common courtesy to know the names of your instructors! If youre confused because we happen to look alike, please ask who is who, and well give you some clues to help you tell us apart!
3 - The Joonbi That Takes Forever and a Day:
The ready stance starts with your fists directly under the chin, then ends in front of your belt in one swift motion in a quick one-two count. There is no such thing as a 3-point joonbi, the one that makes you look like youre pumping your bicycle pump.
2 - Yawning in Class: Especially in our classes.
This is a sign that youre not exerting yourself enough, or that youre bored. If the latter, we can solve this by many, many more push-ups!
1 - Calling Taekwondo Karate and a Dojang a Dojo:
Back in the 1960s and 1970s, many Taekwondo practitioners (even Korean masters) referred to their martial art as Korean Karate. Thats because there wasnt enough awareness of Taekwondo per se, so in order to simplify it for non-Koreans, people referred to the one martial art everyone knew. Today, Taekwondo is the worlds most widely practiced martial art, and although we have utmost respect for Karate and other types of martial arts, no self-respecting Taekwondo practitioner, and especially those of Korean descent, should refer to it as Karate, or as their training hall as a dojo. That would lead to a LOT of pushups more pushups than you could ever count in Korean OR English!