A great bar

[KenpoTex]

A Scot, an American and an Irishman are in a bar. They are
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice
place.

The Scot says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come
from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At
MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and
MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where
I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn,
there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink
and then Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink,
Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Finally, the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where
I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's.
At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you
your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then,
they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two, clearly impressed. "That's
fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister."

 

[AaronLucia]

Oi vay.