Head lock escape

[Kung Fu Wang]

Prophylactic ear removal and liberal application of Vaseline to ones head before one leaves the house is useful too.

Put dry powder on your arms before one leaves the house is useful too.

 

[Darren]

If someone gets you into a head lock like this, what's the best way to get out of it?

Two options I see:
1.go for the eyes.
2.hit the groin.

 

[Gyakuto]

2.hit the groin.

I think you mean ‘double stomp’ the groin 😑

 

[Darren]

I think you mean ‘double stomp’ the groin 😑

In what way sir? Love knowledge.