Yogurt tastes funny? Guess the secret ingredient.

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The woman who reported to police last week that the free yogurt sample she received tasted like it had semen in it? Turns out she was right. Police have confirmed that the sample of Greek yogurt was tainted with semen. Results from DNA sample taken from the employee who handed out the sample are still pending. There's something fishy about the free sample story though, according to the police report it doesn't sound like there was an official sampling going on that day.

UPDATE: The Smoking Gun has copies of the search warrant affidavit, police report, and a hand-written witness statement.
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"Greek yogurt was tainted with semen."

yuk
 
If this is a true story, then it's pretty funny if she actually voluteered to the police her suspicions of what it was...
 
Ugh, Greek yoghurt. Unless the guy/s were eating something like garlic etc the semen shouldn't have tasted of anything much, you certainly wouldn't taste it in yoghurt.

I think for once the men are going to allow I may know more about this than they do :angel:
 
Tez3 said:
Ugh, Greek yoghurt. Unless the guy/s were eating something like garlic etc the semen shouldn't have tasted of anything much, you certainly wouldn't taste it in yoghurt.

I think for once the men are going to allow I may know more about this than they do :angel:
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Now wait a minnit... I haven't a CLUE as to what it tastes like!...


no, seriously I don't.


no, really.

HONEST!!

sheesh :rolleyes:
 
god bless the minds firmly ankored in teh gutter

:lfao:
 
Wow, that woman is a connoisseur.

Now, I'm wondering how semen tastes like so I googled it and got this answer:

"In a word - salty!
It has a texture similar to yogurt that has been mixed with honey, to give it an almost chewy feel, but the taste is largely plain though salty.
However, what the man eats can also have a determination on the taste, not to say that if he eats strawberries it will taste like them, but it can have different tastes each time you sample it...."
 
Got to wonder about men who expect women to swallow yet won't touch the stuff, or kiss them afterwards. I'm salty-sweet with a smooth finish and mellow after taste. Won't make a good fruit topping, but no one whose encountered it has run to the sink and tossed their cookies.

Yogurt boy there shoulda eatten right. If he had, he wouldn't be wishing the jail served his fellow inmates more fruit. haha
 
Hey, you party with Jasmine St. Claire, you discover all sorts of things you never expected.
 
Quantity....men think they are all supermen, they aren't lol.

Mark's description of 'chewy' is worrying though, I'd have that looked at.

Honestly, people are so squemish :)
 
I'm not a superman, but my Underpants Navy might be.
 
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