Worst pickup lines!

[coolmike78]

Guys, share your worst pickup lines.

 

[MA-Caver]

"uhh,...... h-hi........ I-I'm sorry I'll leave you alone..... " and walk off.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Hmm...most of mine I can't post here....lol

Hi, I've been told no 299 times today, care to break my streak or am I batting 300 today?

 

[crushing]

"You must be red-green colorblind." -C. Rushing

 

[Gary Crawford]

Hi, any chance you are very nearsighted?

 

[CoryKS]

"Hello" has always been problematic. It's probably just me though.

 

[Nomad]

A guy tried to pick up my wife with the suave "I'd F you in a second"

To which she replied: "A second? That's not very long. Doesn't seem worth the effort to me!"

And yes, among other reasons, I did marry her for her quick (and sharp) wit.

 

[shesulsa]

Hi, I've been told no 299 times today, care to break my streak or am I batting 300 today?

No. :ultracool