On another discussion board I'm part of they started listing things that they felt were the "works of Satan"... some of the responses were pretty amusing, others you could sympathize with.
Here are some of my own* and some of the ones from the others.
*AOL
*Traffic jams (when you're in a huge hurry)
*Flat tires in the pouring rain/snowstorm
*Those over-sized anti-theft plastic wrappers on items in the stores i.e. electronic gizmos, tools, small sports equiptment, etc.
*Jehovah's Witnesses when they come knocking on your door
Reality shows
Charlie Horses in the middle of the night
That purple dinosaur Barney
Dogs that poo on the kitchen floor during the night
Microsoft
Bee Stings
Standardized Tests (the ones with those little circles that you have to fill in completely)
*Internet Pop-ups
Senile cats
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Funny line from The Waterboy
"Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
That's nonsense. I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil!! "
Here are some of my own* and some of the ones from the others.
*AOL
*Traffic jams (when you're in a huge hurry)
*Flat tires in the pouring rain/snowstorm
*Those over-sized anti-theft plastic wrappers on items in the stores i.e. electronic gizmos, tools, small sports equiptment, etc.
*Jehovah's Witnesses when they come knocking on your door
Reality shows
Charlie Horses in the middle of the night
That purple dinosaur Barney
Dogs that poo on the kitchen floor during the night
Microsoft
Bee Stings
Standardized Tests (the ones with those little circles that you have to fill in completely)
*Internet Pop-ups
Senile cats
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Funny line from The Waterboy
"Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
That's nonsense. I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the devil!! "