Why is a handgun better than a woman

[Gary Crawford]

Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

You can have more than one handgun living in the same house

 

[Drac]

Lol X 100..

 

[Sarah]

LOL...Too Funny

 

[Mark Weiser]

Now I wonder where you got this awesome graphic lol. I read this thread and laughed however I was alone and the wife was busy running an errand lol.

 

[8253]

good one :biggun:

 

[KenpoTex]

My sentiments exactly...j/k

:mp5: :ak47: :rockets: :uzi: :snipe: :enfo: :sig: :machgunr: :shooter:

 

[MA-Caver]

Well, ya... it was indeed funny.
Now, here's why a woman is better than a handgun.

She won't take your hand off or your eye out if she blows up on you. (but she probably will incapacitate your ego).

She's a lot warmer and softer to cuddle with on a long winter's night (but, then unless she's a nurse she (probably) won't be able to take down an attacker with a single shot).

Having sex with a handgun isn't the most comfortable thing to do. (but at least there's no chance for a ego-busting remark afterwards).

Her 44's are a lot better than a pair of 22's (but you still gotta ask permission to touch them).

 

[Sarah]

I have to ask, is this known from experience??

Having sex with a handgun isn't the most comfortable thing to do. (but at least there's no chance for a ego-busting remark afterwards).

 

[someguy]

but at least there's no chance for a ego-busting remark afterwards:

I'm sure there will be plenty of remarks by many people if they find out.

 

[MA-Caver]

I have to ask, is this known from experience??

Well, no you thilly woman, but the mental picture... the mental picture...ahhh!

 

[Mark Weiser]

Here is why Firearms and women are alike

• When they both start speaking you pay attention or get hurt.
• In order to get the correct response you slowly squeeze and get the desired effect.
• They both usually have to bark six times to be heard.
• In order to work properly takes time and attention for maintence.
• They can either protect you or be turned on you depending how handled.

 

[KenpoTex]

Having sex with a handgun isn't the most comfortable thing to do. (but at least there's no chance for a ego-busting remark afterwards).

I have to ask, is this known from experience??

Sarah, you beat me to it...

Her 44's are a lot better than a pair of 22's (but you still gotta ask permission to touch them).

Okay, okay, I have to admit that you're right on that one