Why Backpacking is Better than Sex

Nope, nope nope. Backpacking is not better than sex.

Unless you have sex while backpacking.
 
Is there and appropriate belay for sex while backpacking? Or at least some interesting knots?
 
We norwegians never take our backpacks off so we wouldn`t know the difference.
 
Is there and appropriate belay for sex while backpacking? Or at least some interesting knots?

Belays and knots, those are for vertical climbs. I prefer recreation that's closer to horizontal. :eek:
 
Well if your backpacks don`t match then sex is out of the question. There is the option of putting a bag over your partner`s backpack, but some take offense at that.
 
Oh look friends, now we have all kinds of inuendo opportunity.

"I've pitched the tent!"
"Would you like to build a fire?"
"Have you tried filtered water?"
"Protein snacks?"
 
I guess that depends on what backpack is a euphamism for.

...Its a backpack. When two backpackers want backpacker sex, they tie their backpacks to each other, as well as any stray lanyards. It helps them stay together, on the long road ahead.
 
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