Where Bonsai Meets Poor Driving Skills

[OnlyAnEgg]

http://www.crashbonsai.com/

 

[Henderson]

Very strange, Jim. Very strange.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

Yes, it is strange and that's why I like it

It's not as strange as this, though!

Obligatory Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes only! Not recommended for persons under the age of 18, those with an IQ below 100, the gullible, those lacking a sense of humor, and above all, those who believe in Santa Clause. (It must be noted that Santa himself got quite a chuckle out of it however).

 

[Kreth]

For anyone interested in paying $150 for one of these, I have a special offer. One bitchslap at an introductory price of $75. Guaranteed to knock the stupid out of you...

:uhyeah:

 

[Kacey]

Well... the bonsai crash was... uh... different... and yet there are, no doubt, people out there willing to pay for them. The bonsai kitten, thankfully, is a hoax.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

lol...I kew it was a joke when I first saw it a few years ago. Wonderfully wicked, though.

 

[Kacey]

lol...I kew it was a joke when I first saw it a few years ago. Wonderfully wicked, though.

You may have known - but it comes through my email every few months, with the request to sign the petition to have bottling kittens stopped, so I thought I'd better list the hoax link in case some people haven't seen it yet.

And I still think that there are people who will buy the bonsai car wrecks... and pay big bucks for them, too!

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

The car wrecks are not a hoax. The stopper for me was the absence of bodies, otherwise, I'd've got one

 

[terryl965]

Well people will buy anything won't they.
Terry
PS I agree with the ***** slap thing but my price is 2 for 1 special so yopu get two ***** slaps for the price of $75.00.

 

[TimoS]

For anyone interested in paying $150 for one of these, I have a special offer. One bitchslap at an introductory price of $75. Guaranteed to knock the stupid out of you...

How do you intend to cater for overseas customers?

 

[Kreth]

How do you intend to cater for overseas customers?

Easy... $75 + round trip airfare. :lol:

 

[TimoS]

Easy... $75 + round trip airfare. :lol:

Damn! I thought you had figured how to e-deliver the slap :lol:

 

[Kreth]

Damn! I thought you had figured how to e-deliver the slap :lol:

If I did, you'd be hearing about neo-ninja soke dying left and right... :uhyeah: