Viagra Parrot

[MA-Caver]

A Parrot Swallows a Viagra Tablet ....
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot is sweating.

"How come you are sweating?" he asks.

The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open
the legs of a frozen chicken?"






(hope this doesn't get a bunch of social commentary like my LAST joke )

 

[CoryKS]

A Parrot Swallows a Viagra Tablet ....
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot is sweating.

"How come you are sweating?" he asks.

The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open
the legs of a frozen chicken?"






(hope this doesn't get a bunch of social commentary like my LAST joke )

No means no. It's sad that you would trivialize rape in this manner.

 

[MA-Caver]

No means no. It's sad that you would trivialize rape in this manner.

:lfao:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

I was gonna comment on the necrophilia here, but.......

 

[shesulsa]

Did the chicken raise the white flag too?

 

[jim777]

No means no. It's sad that you would trivialize rape in this manner.

there's a joke there (if the chicken could open it's mouth to say no...), but some things are best left unsaid

 

[KELLYG]

I was going to be bad very bad. I had to do with tongues and flag poles, enough said!