Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Martial Talk
Posters were posting
And Readers reading like Hawks........
GD
The gifts lay stashed in the closet unwrapped
Just waiting for the lurker to be unzapped
From visions of angels at the LLR door
and cruising eBay for martial stuff galore!
CC
Their stockings were all hung
From their studios with care
With visions of doing forms
and sets everywhere
The Kids were all decked out
in their uniforms with care
in hopes that the late SGM Parker
would appear from thin air
GD
From the Kenpo sections arose such a clatter,
Seig logged on to see what was the matter;
Miffed at having to leave his family for work,
He grumpily cruised the board looking to boot a jerk.
MS
And Tess came quickly with her whip a'cracking
Followed by her minions all a'whacking;
Quickly all kenpoists at home lined up to salute
knowing that something or someone is enroute.
When upon these monitors a cursor like a marker
drew up none else but our beloved SGM Parker
His pixels morphed until he became 3-D,
Oh man! The power, thunder, wonder to see!
CC
On LaBounty, On Kelly,
on Bob White and more
To List all these treasures
we'd need pages more...
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Dark Kenpo Lord smoking and drinking a Beer!
Folllowed closely by mcrobertson
arranging the score
using the bulk of his skills
Dare we ask more?
Vegas in termoil, one in Denmark running amok
Some guy in KC is pressing his luck
But do not fear Kenpo will live further on
Regardless of wine.. women... or song.
GD
On Chronus, On Farnsworth, On CC, Mj and all,
On Gin Gin, On Shesulsa, On Hubbard and CdHall
To the top of the Charts
For Forums we rise
Taking Martial Talk to the top of the skys.
Keep postin' and readin'
Sharing BS for all
There is no place better
Than M/T at all
New things will be coming
New features and faces
MT is now traveling to
Far distant places.
I heard Hubbard exclaim
As I hung up the phone
Please send in your dues
Cause I'm down to the bone.
GD
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