True friendship "the Marine way.

wade

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"TRUE FRIENDSHIP"
(With none of that sissy crap)

1. When you are sad----
I will help you get drunk and plot the revenge against the sorry sucker
who made you that way.

2. When you are blue----
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile----
I will know that you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared----
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried----
I will tell you horrible stories about now much worse it could be until
you stop whining.

6. When you are confused----
I will use big words that you can't understand.

7. When you are sick----
Stay the hell away from me until you are well.

8. When you fall----
I will laugh and point at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath----
I pledge it to the end. "Why" you may ask? It is
"because you are MY friend".

Semper Fi :)
 
LOL! Never heard this one before but, looking back... yup, that's about right. This one happened to a buddy of mine (I didn't do it):

10. If you get drunk and pass out the night before an inspection ---
I will paint your fingernails the prettiest shade of pink.
 
"True Friendship" is like peeing your pants. Every one can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.
 
"True Friendship" is like peeing your pants. Every one can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.
Except when it cools off and starts to get sticky... ewwww (the afternoon after the party --- when you just woke up)
 
That is great! I've never been able to explain the connection to other former and active Marines to folks who've never worn the Eagle, Globe and Anchor. I think that does it perfectly...with the exception of adding that as one Marine to another I'd gladly lay down my life to save yours just because you earned the right to call me Jarhead.
 
Thanks for your service gents :asian:
 
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