wade
Black Belt
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP"
(With none of that sissy crap)
1. When you are sad----
I will help you get drunk and plot the revenge against the sorry sucker
who made you that way.
2. When you are blue----
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile----
I will know that you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared----
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried----
I will tell you horrible stories about now much worse it could be until
you stop whining.
6. When you are confused----
I will use big words that you can't understand.
7. When you are sick----
Stay the hell away from me until you are well.
8. When you fall----
I will laugh and point at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath----
I pledge it to the end. "Why" you may ask? It is
"because you are MY friend".
Semper Fi
(With none of that sissy crap)
1. When you are sad----
I will help you get drunk and plot the revenge against the sorry sucker
who made you that way.
2. When you are blue----
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile----
I will know that you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared----
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried----
I will tell you horrible stories about now much worse it could be until
you stop whining.
6. When you are confused----
I will use big words that you can't understand.
7. When you are sick----
Stay the hell away from me until you are well.
8. When you fall----
I will laugh and point at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath----
I pledge it to the end. "Why" you may ask? It is
"because you are MY friend".
Semper Fi