Tough Jews: Revenge of the Nebbish?

Well Jesus said turn the other cheek, he didn't say turn both!
 
In context of what Jesus actually said, if someone slaps you on the cheek, turn the other one and offer it to him as well.
 
In context of what Jesus actually said, if someone slaps you on the cheek, turn the other one and offer it to him as well.

Jesus was Jewish, he would have appreciated the joke.
 
As my Jewish friend tells me, Jesus was a "nice Jewish boy who got mixed up in politics."

See, he should have listened to his mother, found a nice girl and settled down!
 
You know Jesus had to be Jewish. He lived at home until he was 30, worked in the family business, his mother thought he was God and, and he thought his mother was a virgin!
 
I`m suprised no one has mentioned the pro wrestler Goldberg. Yes, that`s his real name too. He laughs at people who suggest it`s a stage name, because it must be so much more intimidating than whatever is on his birth certificate.
 
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