This is the life of a karateka

[Bill Mattocks]

I get this in the mail...

And I'm thinking to myself, gee mom, you need to work on that Sanchin some. Or is that the opening to Kusanku? Either way, it's wrong.

And daughter? Nice 'Shuto Shuto' (chop low chop high) but you need to bring those fingers together and close that thumb.

Yeah. It's like that.

 

[drop bear]

 

[Steve]

Okay. Two favorite parts of that rap. First when he's wearing the tiny towel with a black belt.

Second, when she says, "it doesn't matter what belt you have on." And he responds, "I'm a black belt."

That was... awesome.

 

[JR 137]

Where do you find this stuff? You've posted some of the absolutely worst videos. So awful that I love them. Right up there with the "You've got the power" video. I had to rate it informative because, well, there's a lot of information in that song that I didn't know.

 

[JowGaWolf]

lol. I had to stop it at 1:11 didn't want that mess stuck in my head for the next 3 weeks. If I catch myself saying "Karate. Train your body" then I'm going to email every karate school in my area this video. If I have to suffer then they are going to suffer with me. lol.

 

[Steve]

lol. I had to stop it at 1:11 didn't want that mess stuck in my head for the next 3 weeks. If I catch myself saying "Karate. Train your body" then I'm going to email every karate school in my area this video. If I have to suffer then they are going to suffer with me. lol.

You stopped before my two favorite parts!!! You owe it to yourself to watch the whole thing!

 

[drop bear]

Where do you find this stuff? You've posted some of the absolutely worst videos. So awful that I love them. Right up there with the "You've got the power" video. I had to rate it informative because, well, there's a lot of information in that song that I didn't know.

I have a karate friend. So I keep these to mercilessly mock him.