This is a handy guide for every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

[JBrainard]

DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine.

What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck
Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some more wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For :
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10 Pissy Mood Syndrome
11 Plainly; Men Suck
12 Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

 

[Drac]

Now THAT'S funny....

 

[Shaderon]

lol Excellent, I can identify with a lot of them PMS ones!

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

:rofl:

 

[Lisa]

umm...where's my wine? :angry:

 

[shesulsa]

*holds out hand in perfect receiving shape for wine glass*

 

[jdinca]

Let's just hope she's not a mean drunk. :whip:

 

[Kembudo-Kai Kempoka]

I live in wine country. This is a new and deeply appreciated application.

D.

 

[bushidomartialarts]

beautiful.

 

[tshadowchaser]

Wish I had read that list a few days ago my *** might not be in the sling it is now if I had
Where is the list that tells me how to say I screwed up and I am an idiot for ever saying (inset words here)
and the one that makes them know you truly love them no matter how stupid you (I) may act at times