The world's shortest Fairy Tale...

[Lisa]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl

said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,

hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.



THE END

 

[KenpoEMT]

That's such a beautiful tale. I think I've got a tear in my eye...

If only everyone were as lucky.:uhyeah:

 

[Lisa]

That's such a beautiful tale. I think I've got a tear in my eye...

If only everyone were as lucky.:uhyeah:

My husband sent that to me in an email... hmmm... wonder if he is trying to tell me something.:jedi1: :mp5: :whip:

 

[shesulsa]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl

said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,

hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.



THE END

No, not the end, you gotta have this:

"And so did the girl."

Now that's the end. :ultracool

 

[Raewyn]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl

said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,

hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.



THE END

So funny it hurts!!!!

 

[Ping898]

That is great!

 

[theletch1]

No, not the end, you gotta have this:

"And so did the girl."

Now that's the end. :ultracool

No, she didn't. She got old and wide and spent the rest of her life lamenting passing up the opportunity to marry the guy once she saw his smiling face on OLN with his own fishing show.

So, she went out and got herself a talk show where all the other mal-adjusted, bitter women in the world could come and complain about the men in the world.

The end.

 

[Lisa]

No, she didn't. She got old and wide and spent the rest of her life lamenting passing up the opportunity to marry the guy once she saw his smiling face on OLN with his own fishing show.

So, she went out and got herself a talk show where all the other mal-adjusted, bitter women in the world could come and complain about the men in the world.

The end.

and her show became as big as Oprah or Ellen and she hired a personal trainer and now looks fabulous. She also became one of the richest women in the country, bought the the company the sponored his show and fired his sorry ***, proving yet again that so called mal-adjusted bitter women still win.

The end.

 

[Tgace]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl

said, "NO!" They had sex, the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,

hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.



THE END

Had to make it a REAL fairy tale.

 

[Lisa]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl

said, "NO!" They had sex, the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,

hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.



THE END

Had to make it a REAL fairy tale.

LOL! in the words of MJ... funny but you still deserve this
:whip:

 

[Tgace]

 

[shesulsa]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl

said, "NO!" They had sex, the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,

hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.



THE END

Had to make it a REAL fairy tale.

After which she got pregnant and divorced him for leaving her alone all the time with the baby to go fishing and drinking with his friends, broke him with all the child and spousal support, he lost his job because she exposed him on national television (Oprah, of course) which his boss watches so she fired his *** which means he couldn't pay support which means he was put in jail, she found another rich dude to marry and she and baby lived happily ever after.

The end.

 

[Tgace]

Now your back to REALITY...NO FAIR!!!

 

[shesulsa]

Hey, you're the one who wanted it to be a real fairy tale! :ultracool

 

[Lisa]

Moral of the story...




Never screw with a woman, we always win.

 

[Raewyn]

and her show became as big as Oprah or Ellen and she hired a personal trainer and now looks fabulous. She also became one of the richest women in the country, bought the the company the sponored his show and fired his sorry ***, proving yet again that so called mal-adjusted bitter women still win.

The end.

Well put!!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Fairy Tail

Man meets woman.

Man and Woman have lots of sex

They live happily ever after

Reality

Man meets lots of women
Woman meets lots of men

Neither have lots of sex, but the woman can pick and choose

They both think life is bad, that people are looking at them for not being married or without kids, or ... , .

Both the Man and Woman marry someone, and are not really happy for they are both in search of the Fairy Tale or is Tail. Neither wants to work at it, and so they both end up divorced and with kids.

They meet more men and women repectively, and this time just Date, and enjoy their freedom.

They live happily ever after, as long as they do not allow the "Norms" and "concerns" of the general population to sawy their decisions.


** Special Note, Rich will loose his next two dates for penalty of speaking the truth about relationships :lol:

 

[arnisador]

Were either of these people rich?