The Lost Chapter of Genesis

[KenpoTex]

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag
you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will praise you!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history?

 

[wadowoman]

......what Adam got for his rib, as we all know was the first woman Eve.

After having his rib removed Adam fell into a deep sleep, giving God the chance to give Eve her instructions. Eve was told that the man, being physically stronger would be the hunter, but the woman, being more intelligent would be in charge. But, God warned Eve, the male ego is very fragile, so he must never know that he is being led by the woman. Instead, he must believe that he is the decision maker. The truth, said God will just be a secret between us GIRLS!

Sorry, couldn't reist
Sharon