The funniest joke in the world

[Adept]

This was, apparently, voted the funniest joke in the world by some people, somewhere. I didnt get to vote on it though...

Two men are out hunting when one of them suffers a heart attack and collapses. His buddy dials 911 and says 'You've got to help me! My buddy collapsed and I think he's dead!'

The operator replies 'Okay sir, calm down. First, I want you to make sure he's dead'

There is a silence for a few seconds, followed by the sound of a gunshot.

'Okay, he's definately dead. Now what?'

 

[Chronuss]

...this could be local news somewhere...maybe in that trailer park with the gator in the bath tub.

 

[KenpoTess]

oh good grief.. heheee.. yeppers.. methinks that could be very local~!!

 

[Rynocerous]

:sniper: That one is absolutly priceless. Maybe not the funniest in the world, but good nontheless.

:rofl:

Cheers,

Ryan

 

[jfarnsworth]

good grief.....That was funny

 

[KenpoTex]

That one's a classic :lol:

 

[Baytor]

Nice:uhyeah: