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Bill Mattocks

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A rare earthquake struck Indiana. Buildings trembled and people rushed about in panic. In a large department store, one voice rang out over the commotion, "Hey, folks, I'm from California! When we have earthquakes, we stand in the doorways!"

Another voice replied "Well, I'm from Texas. Where are we supposed to stand?"
 
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