Teach roundhouse kicks student in head, then climbs tree in underwear.

[Bill Mattocks]

This is one of those WTF stories.

http://www.enterprisenews.com/topst...kland-tree-arraigned-for-assaulting-a-student

According to a report by school police officer Daniel Vaughn, who interviewed the parents of the child who was allegedly kicked, Saleem was wearing dark sunglasses and speaking “very weird,” saying things like, “If my glasses come off, you will have 10 years of darkness.”
The student’s mother, Sharon Webb, said that at one point Saleem started demonstrating “Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan karate moves” and kicked one student in the stomach, police said.
Her son, James Webb, went over to see if the other child was OK and Saleem gave him a roundhouse kick to the forehead, police alleged.

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The night before, Saleem was arrested in Rockland after dumping two military-style bags into a town pond while saying “I’m sorry; I’m sorry,” police said at the time.
When police arrived, he swam to the far side of the pond in his underwear and climbed a tree, where police had to coax him down. Saleem was taken to a hospital that night for a mental evaluation, police said.

Read more: http://www.enterprisenews.com/topst...aigned-for-assaulting-a-student#ixzz21GanTqaC

 

[Cyriacus]

But... Did the glasses come off between Him demonstrating television to the kids and Him climbing a tree?

 

[Takai]

I think that squirrel is a few nuts short.

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

The Enterprisewas not able to immediately reach Saleem's lawyer, Robert Thomas Looney.

Sounds like they found the right lawyer for the job.