Squawks

[Kreth]

I first saw these when I worked for an IT consulting company that had an aviation company as a parent company. Squawks are communications between pilots and maintenance crews...

http://www.astbury.org/humour/squawks.htm

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

lol...I liked 'Evidence of leak on right main landing gear...'

 

[Lisa]

LOL.

(P) Target Radar hums
(S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the lyrics

 

[Kreth]

I think this is my favorite:
(P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
(S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft

 

[arnisador]

An oldie but a goodie!

 

[theletch1]

I loved the one about the number 3 engine missing. These are (I believe) from pilots of Quantas airlines in Australia to the maint. crews.