Fightback2
Green Belt
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally
unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you
want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their
every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the next room. They can look dumb and
lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you
want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to
play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with
their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. They go right for your
crotch as soon as they meet you.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally
unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you
want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their
every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the next room. They can look dumb and
lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you
want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to
play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with
their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. They go right for your
crotch as soon as they meet you.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats
