Rushed to the Hospital

[Big Don]

A man got rushed to the hospital,
doctors found he had six toy horses up his butt.
His condition is stable.

 

[Sukerkin]

:groan: Well done :applause:.

I love clever, word-twisting, 'bad' jokes. The more wince-inducing the pun the better :tup:.

 

[crushing]

An unconscious man was rushed to the hospital.
Doctors found he swallowed a spoon.
He hasn't stirred yet.

 

[Bob Hubbard]

ouch. the puns. ouch.

 

[jks9199]

A man went to the hospital in a rush.

Doctors still haven't explained how he came to be in a reed.

 

[Omar B]

Cops V. Ninja

 

[Big Don]

Cops V. Ninja

Excellent example of using the wrong tool for the job.

 

[Big Don]

Two heavy drinkers were standing at the bar,
downing one beer after another.
When they had gotten a little, shall I say intoxicated,
or inebriated, one man said to the other,
"I bet you one hundred dollars you cannot swallow one hundred coins!"
The second man said, "Bartender! Another round for both of us.
And, I got 20 cents back, right? Well, give me the change all in pennies --
and another dollar's worth, besides!!"
After he finished drinking the brew, and drinking the pennies down,
he passed out on the floor
-- completely unconscious!
When the bartender called the ambulance,
a local newspaper reporter showed up at the hospital where he was taken.
"How is he doing?" the reporter asked.
The doctors, monitoring his situation, said
, "So far, no change."

 

[Sukerkin]

:lol: And yet again :groan:

 

[Big Don]

:lol: And yet again :groan:

That was the goal. :lol:

 

[xfighter88]

Cops V. Ninja

Hilarious how he gets past 3 of them before they realize he isn't real threat and drop him

 

[Joe1957]

Oh No,,,,, Quick butt sweet

 

[CoryKS]

Better horses than dogs... That'd be rough.