Questions You Just Have To Ask
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow only to be troubled and insecure?
- Is there another word for "synonym"?
- Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- When sign makers go on strike is anything written on their signs?
- When you open a bag of cotton balls is the top one meant to be thrown away?
- Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
- Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why do they report power outages on TV?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
- If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- When it rains why dont sheep shrink?
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
- When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
