Our beloved president Dubya Bush!

[MA-Caver]

At the President's daily briefing
The staffer concludes by saying
"And yesterday in Iraq three Brazilian soldiers were killed in bomb attacks."

"Oh no!" The President exclaimed
"That's terrible news!"
And, elbows on the table,
He holds his head in his hands.

Surprised at this display of emotion,
The room is silent,
Everyone nervously watching
As the president sits still.

Finally, the President
Seems to recover a bit,
looks up, takes a deep breath,
and asks,

"I forget. Tell me again, just how many is a brazillion?"

 

[7starmantis]

Hehe, thats one of the best I've heard so far!

7sm

 

[Loki]

Nice ;-)

 

[arnisador]

It made me laugh. In the context of the daily reports from Iraq and Afghanistan, though, I felt guilty about it afterwards.

 

[JAMJTX]

H e may be dumb, but he did outsmart the Dems in 4 campaigns now.

 

[stone_dragone]

I'm republican...and its still funny.